Sales update

Went for sales update just now and cos im taking part in the English solo, i had a temporary hair perm sponsored by boss. Didnt expect her to pay though. There were 6 awards to be won altogether. Solo- CHinese, Solo-English, Duet, Group, CLuster song and best Cluster. Best of all: West cluster won NONE!!! Quite disappointing but cannot deny that we did not put in enough effort. Sometime i wonder, if i can sing chinese solo, would things have been different? This premier guy insist on singing cantonese and claimed SURE WIN so i have to sing an English song. Since when i listen to english song???? i think the number of english songs i know how to sing is countable using fingers!



An interesting conversation took place at the sales update:



Boss: Germaine, where's ur 'good friend' Irene?



Germaine: Oh, she quit liao. Go join U**.



Boss: Wah, u not going to join U** right?



Germaine: No la, i wont jump from 1 shit to another shit.



Boss: Wah, u dont scare me leh. Now only left Lionel and U so u 2 will get all the opportunities mah



Germaine: Boss, i wont go U** la, i go C***B*** only.



The rest of the conversation i cant really remember content. I bet she's scared that i will resign, and that probably explains her attitude towards us these days.It is not mandatory to stay back to call. She doesnt shout at us. And most incredibly ( not that i am really interested), she wants to CHILL OUT with us, including those who has quitted and is quitting. Just what is she thinking of?



And another more ridiculous story:



I left the jacket Boss lend me at Kbox. So i called up a female colleague to see if she is still there. Cos im pretty nobody wants to steal THAT jacket so its probably a case of me forgetting to bring it back. Then she advise me to call Mr C*******. Called Mr C and he asked me to call him back in 5 min during which he goes to look for the jacket. SMSed him after 5 mins



Germaine: Hi, Germaine here. U manage to find it?



Mr C: Yup



Germaine: U working tml? can help me keep den i go ur office collect from u tml?



Mr C: Ok, i keep it for u



Germaine: Ok, then i go collect from u tml



Mr C: U wan to come to my place now?



Germaine: aye, where u stay? i stay woodlands leh



Mr C: Bukit Batok, come over la



Germaine: tml la, i ready to sleep liao



Mr C: Come over la



For F*** he wants me to go over? Mind u that ive only seen this guy 2-3 time, all on official work occasions. And i thought he is supposed to be the BF of the female colleague who gave me his number!!!



" Do not shit at ur work place" - quoted Mr Low SM